Saturday, August 8, 2009

List of Bruce Smith's Quarterback Victims











*List of Players From The Buffalo News*

5- First Overall Picks

6- TV Sports Personalities

4- Hall of Famers

1- NHL Owner

2 -Baseball Players

1-Buffalo Native

1-Son of a HOF

2-Guys with the Same Last Name

1-Reality Star


Ken O'Brien (17.5) -He was god awful

Drew Bledsoe (12.5) -Bledsoe gets sacked? what a surprise

Jeff George (9.5) - dude said, "oh s#$t" when he saw smith coming

Dan Marino (9.5)- the hardest QB to sack

Jack Trudeau (7)- coolest last name

Tony Eason (6)-this dude started a SB?

Warren Moon (6) - great pass

John Elway (5.5) -Mr. Ed

Steve Young (5) - surprising since they only played 3x

Boomer Esiason (4.5) -Norman! Norman!

Jim Harbaugh (4.5) - Didn't Jim Kelly knock his tooth out?

Kerry Collins (4) - Dude's been in the league for like 20 years

Randall Cunningham (4) -Awesome weapon

Jim Everett (4) -Don't call me Chris

Matt Hasselbeck (4)- from Redskins days

Bernie Kosar (4) - Hard to believe he owns a NHL Team

Bucky Richardson (4) -All in one game too

Vinny Testaverde (4)- Dumbest last name

Trent Green (3.5)- Dude is old

Neil O'Donnell (3.5)-Most overpaid player in NFL History

Chad Hutchison (3) -should of stuck with baseball

Donovan McNabb (3) -Redskins days

Mark Rypien (3) -wish you would of got him in the SB

Browning Nagle (2.5)-Ehhesh

Dave Brown (2) -Phil Simms rolling in his grave

Mark Brunell (2)- upset the Bills in Jim Kelly's last game

David Carr (2) - Look at Drew Bledsoe

Ty Detmer (2)- I had his Heisman card

Craig Erickson (2) -No Jim Kelly here

Doug Flutie (2)- Run Mullet, run

John Fourcade (2)- Who the hell is this?

Gary Hogeboom (2) -Ditto

Damon Huard (2) - had a brother too

Brad Johnson (2) - worse helmet than Kelso

Tommy Kramer (2) -Damn, Bruce is old

Joe Montana (2) -Greatest

Shawn Moore (2)- um,

Timm Rosenbach (2) -happened in Buffalo in a snow storm

Kelly Stouffer (2)- terrible

Steve Beuerlein (1.5) - maybe a half a sack on each of his teams?

Jay Schroeder (1.5)-worse qb ever in a AFC Championship game

Steve Walsh (1.5)- Miami had some bad qbs

Tony Banks (1) - bet you he fumbled too

Todd Blackledge (1) -?

Steve Bono (1) - worse last name ever

Bubby Brister (1)- worse first name ever

Aaron Brooks (1)-Remember him & his cousin (Vick) were to set league on fire

Scott Campbell (1) -at least he gets to say Bruce sacked him

Cody Carlson (1)-Ah the commander

Quincy Carter (1)-Another great Jerry Jones project

Chris Chandler (1) -Smith scored on a touchdown on this sack

Steve DeBerg (1)- had a nasty pinky injury and played with it

Steve Grogan (1) -Man, the Patriots had some bad QBs

Rex Grossman (1) - Bust

Jeff Hostetler (1) -A#$hole

Paul Justin (1) - B4 Payton

Bill Kenney (1) - not googling

Ray Lucas (1) - now a sny personality

Todd Marinovich (1) - got some weed man

Steve McNair (1) - Smith had to work for that I bet

Scott Mitchell (1) - boy are you fat

Jesse Palmer (1) - Worse reality show ever, also Smith's 200 sack

Doug Pederson (1) - dude got 4 million a year to qb for the Eagles

Jake Plummer (1)- Call me snake

Tom Ramsey (1) -Mike Ramsey's brother?

Frank Reich (1) -I'm sure Frank said a prayer before this

Sean Salisbury (1)- worse analyst

Phil Simms (1) -most overrated analyst

Erik Wilhelm (1)- ah, another gem

Marc Wilson (1)- no clue

Wade Wilson (1) -No relation, but did buy roids

Jeff Blake (.5)-Throw a great bomb

Trent Dilfer (.5) -Your bald

Brian Griese (.5) -should be the Bills back-up today

Tommy Hodson (.5) -Before Bledsoe

Don Majkowski (.5) -Buffalo native

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