If you think for one second that the Raiders will be taking the high road when it comes to Buddy Nix calling out their franchise, you're sadly mistaken. This is the same organization that had it's owner conduct a press conference/seminar on how Lane Kiffin screwed over the Raiders. Remember the projector?
The team also banned Rich Gannon from their building after he called out the franchise this year on radio. Don't be surprised if the insults consist of the following:
1) So our quarterback sucks, at least J. Russell can throw the ball further than Captain Check Down.
2) The Raider fan with the spikes would kick Elvis' ass?!
3) Hey, we keep our convicts in the stands, not on the field..unlike you guys (Lynch anyone?)
4)Pssh, you guys are just wannabes...we were threatening to move our team 30 years ago..and we did?!
5) At least our coaches beat up each other, your former coaches couldn't beat out throwing a challenge flag on the field.
6) Just check the trophy case.
7) Just check out our uniforms, Silver and Black and the pirate with the patch eye...not blue colored shoulders and a Buffalo, which for whatever reason all of your sports teams have to have as a logo?!
8) We decided to let Langston Walker leave us, just to goto your team and contaminate your offensive line...now who looks dumb?!
9) At least our owner has inducted multiple players into the HOF..your owner had to get Chris Berman to induct him.
10) Raiders Motto: Just win, Baby.....Bills Motto: Just..um..Chan-tasic?
Now I'm not going to sit here and just insult the Bills..cue up the Bills insults of the Raiders?!
1)NFL Films describes the Raiders as Autumn's wind. Pssh..More like passing wind.
2)At least our owner doesn't need a walker to get around.
3) It's your city's fault that Marshawn Lynch is a jackass!?
4) You guys were dumb enough to take back Langston Walker??
5) Real quick, what's the Oakland Raiders official football movie? The whole Nine yards, because the team couldn't figure out how to get a first down to save their life.
6)51-3
7) At least OJ Simpson was funny in The Naked Gun, Howie Long didn't say one dam thing in John Travolta's, Broken Arrow movie.
8) Art Shell couldn't hold a candle to Dick Jauron..cause his fat hands couldn't hold it up that long.
Ladies and gentleman, I'll be here all week.
Who wouldn't mind seeing Al Davis and Ralph Wilson conduct their version of Grumpier old Men III.
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